Snail Shell Stylist Pillows

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Stress'

Tortoise polishing his shell

On holiday...

"Travellin' through?"

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

'The escargots are underdone.'

'Love your renovations.'

I love tennis

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

"So, you're staying in then?"

Snake Dress-Up

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"I need a slower internet connection."

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

A bunch of snails are in an office slacking off on their work . A co worker snail says:' Just a heads up. . .Jenkins is heading this way with a salt shaker!'

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'Looks great Darling!'

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

"I don’t get it – I’ve never even seen ‘mail.’"

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."