Snail Shell Stylist Pillows

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Stress'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

"Travellin' through?"

On holiday...

'The escargots are underdone.'

'Love your renovations.'

I love tennis

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

Snake Dress-Up

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"I need a slower internet connection."

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

A bunch of snails are in an office slacking off on their work . A co worker snail says:' Just a heads up. . .Jenkins is heading this way with a salt shaker!'

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

'Looks great Darling!'

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Argh! If I don't make a list, I always forget something when I go on a trip.

"I don’t get it – I’ve never even seen ‘mail.’"