Shell Stylists Pillows

"I love what you've done with the place."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I don't like your application."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

Vivienne Westwood

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Casual Thursday

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"