Shell Stylists Mugs

"I love what you've done with the place."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Casual Thursday

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'