Sea Stylist Mugs

"I told you getting bangs was a stupid idea."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Solar Flares

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

"Nice try, but I doubt that will be much of a deterrent."

A surf lifesavers' joke.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Rats in a lifeboat.

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

Octopus Manicure.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

"How weird is it?"

Woman: 'I see leather sandals are big this summer.'

Summer feet.

Lizard on hot sand, colleague has flip flops.

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...

Snorkeling Mirrors.

"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

"I love what you've done with the place."

"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

Knitting an anchor