Shelf Stylist Pillows

Dogs as bookends.

"You are so organized!"

I did it my way.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Library Waiting to Happen

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

When you mentioned a t-shaped bracket...

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."