Shelf Stylist Pillows

Dogs as bookends.

"You are so organized!"

I did it my way.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Library Waiting to Happen

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

When you mentioned a t-shaped bracket...

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Vivienne Westwood

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'