Snapshot Stylist Pillows

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

My First Camera

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Curling your hair for no reason

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'