Snapshot Stylist Pillows

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

My First Camera

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"