Snail Shell Enthusiast Pillows

Hmm... p'haps it wasn't such a good idea to hang those pictures up...

The Zoo.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Local food for local consumption

'Do you mind!!?'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Man

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"I'm a monster."

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'Stress'

Snail Mail

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail Coach

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Snail trap

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.