Tennis Ball Stylist T-Shirts

I love tennis

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Mixed Doubles.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Pampered and poodled.

Hats and Food

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"I don't like your application."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Tennis ball girl.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'