Tender Manager T-Shirts

"This is when we will involve Procurement so they can do the boring stuff for us..."

Public Procurement Portal

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"First time pruning?"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

TV stage door

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Sixpack to die for.

"Well, the drought is over."

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

An honesty of agents

Actors' dispute.

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

Miss T-T

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

'Well, it's a one for the Monet, two for the show.'

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'I think we should pass on this film. Variety reviewed it in their obituary section.'