Tender Manager Mugs

"This is when we will involve Procurement so they can do the boring stuff for us..."

Public Procurement Portal

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"First time pruning?"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

TV stage door

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Where Cream Ale comes from

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

"Well, the drought is over."

'Are you okay, Bill?'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

Sixpack to die for.

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

An honesty of agents

Actors' dispute.

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

Miss T-T

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

'Well, it's a one for the Monet, two for the show.'

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'