Temptation Theorist Gifts

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

Priest tries to decide between $3 angelfood cake and $1.50 devil's food cake.

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'