Temptation Humorist Gifts

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

"How's the diet going?"

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'My wife can never resist dessert'

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

Temptation.

'It's one of your five a day.'

"Resisting temptation here at the monastery is too easy - let's go to Las Vegas for a real challenge!"