Temptation Theorist Mugs

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I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

Priest tries to decide between $3 angelfood cake and $1.50 devil's food cake.

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Self Service, Self Denial

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator