Philosopher Of Temptation Gifts

Priest tries to decide between $3 angelfood cake and $1.50 devil's food cake.

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

"I'll have a pastrami on rye!"

'The End is Near'

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

'Think of her as an illusion.'

Well, you know what they say? Aspire to inspire before you expire.

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.

'We're pleased to announce we've taken a controlling interest in your personality.'

'Really? I see the bucket as half-empty.'

"The end is near." "The end is far."

"Fraud or redistribution!"

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

"I'm giving up my diet for Lent."

'He's convinced history will justify his leadership.'

The last wish

Brain Terrorist

Everything's going to be alright

Surveillance cameras. One belonging to the police, the other belonging to the thought police (and looking at the man's thought balloon).

Truth and beauty? Or money

'He's on the fasting couch.'

"Think of how ashamed they'd be if they knew their Father hogged the restroom key."

'I'm not sure what I'm worth. After the first $700 million, it all got kind of conceptual.'