Temptation Resistors Club Gifts

"Had it with your diet, dear?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Why have you brought me here?"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

"How's the diet going?"

'My wife can never resist dessert'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

Temptation.

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

All Snack Foods 1/2 Off. Every time I try to fight temptation, temptation fights dirty! (Published originally on Feb. 6 2015).

A fridge surrounded by books.

"You're retaining water. Stop eating sponge cake."

'It's one of your five a day.'

"Resisting temptation here at the monastery is too easy - let's go to Las Vegas for a real challenge!"

Health food.

Satan Fast Food

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

Fragrans Tortuosa