Temporary Job Enthusiast Pillows

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

"We got him through a firm of headhunters"

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

'I received matching offers.'

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

"I can handle a wide variety of work. In fact I've had ten different jobs in four months."

'I see you worked here seven years ago. Don't you have a better reference than that?'

"I know you're the quote, 'company's envelope orderer', but change the acronym."

'The candidate must be decisive and independently minded.' - 'Would I describe myself as 'decisive and independently minded'?' - 'Would you describe me as 'decisive and independently minded'?'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

'I'd love to have whatever job you have left.'

'Who said honesty is the best policy?'

Very well, Mr Potter. I blinked first. You're hired.

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'We're looking for someone who would be comfortable toiling in obscurity for at least thirty years.'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

'I'm going to write a salary figure on this piece of paper. You tell me if it is acceptable or too high.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!