Temporary Assistant Pillows

'I know you're a temp. I'm only looking for a temporary liaison.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Foster failure

"This is daring, but I like it."

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'