Temp Agency Professional Pillows

'You're a credit to this firm, Miss Button and through no fault of your own you're also a liability.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

When staffing agencies screw up.

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Overly wordy travel.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

Contractor Ants

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

'How do you like your egg?'

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

"I like your resume, Andy. It shows you're smart, a good worker and full of potassium!"

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."

"My most recent position was under a house."

Carbon Dating Agency

"I'm the temp."