Temporary Workers Pillows

Boxing Day

'I should've realized I was in trouble with a name like 'King Edward the Temp'.'

'Here's a possibility -- How would you like to be the Prime Minister of Italy?'

'Lucy, you'll be taking the blame for a vice president while she's on vacation.'

Foster failure

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Earl suspends his disbelief.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Contractor Ants

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

The Contract Culture: 'Jump.'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

"I see this place is very popular with tourist industry workers."

"I'm the temp."

'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?'

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'