Temporary Workers Prints

Boxing Day

'I should've realized I was in trouble with a name like 'King Edward the Temp'.'

'Here's a possibility -- How would you like to be the Prime Minister of Italy?'

'Lucy, you'll be taking the blame for a vice president while she's on vacation.'

Foster failure

Earl suspends his disbelief.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Contractor Ants

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

The Contract Culture: 'Jump.'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

'It's not a punchline to an office joke or TV commercial, Perkins. 'You're Fired' - for real!'

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"