Temporary Assistant Prints

'I know you're a temp. I'm only looking for a temporary liaison.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Foster failure

"This is daring, but I like it."

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

In - Out - Pending.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

InIn by-products.

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

"Do you have an appointment?"

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

Penguin suit fitting.