Temperature Cocktail Survivor T-Shirts

Express their vibrant personality with our temperature cocktail survivor T-shirts, blending humor and creativity in a fun, wearable statement of resilience and spirited fun.

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Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature mockup

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

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A Good Batch.

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'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.' mockup

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

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'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!' mockup

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

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"I forget to drink."

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"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie." mockup

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

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The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

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Tourist in the desert

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'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.' mockup

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

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Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest mockup

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

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'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?'' mockup

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

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"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

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"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto." mockup

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

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'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.' mockup

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

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"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter." mockup

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

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"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large." mockup

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

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"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!" mockup

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

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Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

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'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.' mockup

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

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"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job." mockup

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

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Caveman turning the wheel into a bar. mockup

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

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Hold The Pickles

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"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh." mockup

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

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"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat." mockup

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

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'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?' mockup

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

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"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!" mockup

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

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"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.'' mockup

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

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'Invented a new cocktail.' '

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'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.' mockup

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

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Eggnog

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Global Warming.

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'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.' mockup

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

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'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!' mockup

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

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Temperature Cocktail Survivor T-Shirts Collection

Temperature Cocktail Survivor Mugs

Looking for more creative mugs for temperature cocktail survivors? Dive into our collection of witty, vibrant designs that celebrate their fiery and cool personality.

Temperature Cocktail Survivor Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to showcase their fiery resilience—comfortable, stylish, and themed for temperature cocktail survivors with a creative edge.

Temperature Cocktail Survivor Prints

Enhance their space with stunning prints inspired by temperature cocktail survivors—designed to bring humor, creativity, and personality into any room.