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'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Jackson Pollock as a child

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

Symbolism for Artists

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

Painting.

Wallpapering 5

"there's an app for that."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"Pfft. Derivative."

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

'Cut it out!'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

Restaurant. Special: Fricken Chicassee. The chef shouldn't write the special when he's angry.

"Paint and a brush? You're so old fashioned, dad! C'mon, I'll show you how to use graphics software!!"

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Gone, but never forgotten.

Angel kicked out of heaven, sent to Hell, on basis of 'creative differences.'

"This is all still just SO disturbing."

Blind Musician/Deaf Artist

Angelic Wine

Sometimes when I

"My job is in finance. This is just my hobby."

'Bruce, I've painted my body.'

Drunk man thrown out of bar

"Your swing's improving but we still need to work on your grip."

BOBBY KNIGHT: Age one

Trilby - 'Repentance'