Temperament Tinkerer Gifts

Opposing viewpoint.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Early cyborg.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Gadget geek.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Congratulations on your retirement!

Fixing the Computer.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.