Tinkering Gifts

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"I can't understand a word you say when your helmet is shut."

"Young Frankenstein"

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

He did love tinkering on his cars.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'It's our last resort.'

'This is an exceptional buy if you're the kind of people who like to tinker around the house.'

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'

"I kinda feel sorry for Ralphie. He spends all his time and money on his low-rider car...but he never seems to finish it."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Early cyborg.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Gadget geek.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Not-So Smart Meter