Television Talk Shows Pillows

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Time Management

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Men discussing a book on a chat show