Talk Show Aficionados Pillows

'I wish someone would finally make that Larry King shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Night Life: L.A.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Jerry Springer

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"