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'Frankly, that just sounds like the sort of thing a cat would say.'

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

'They say TV kills the art of conversation...'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Night Life: L.A.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Men discussing a book on a chat show

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

Jerry Springer

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."