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CCTV guide - "I'm sick of watching bloody repeats!"

Men React to Charlie Rose

Trial by Media

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Difference of Opinion

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

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TV-Man

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Can't Touch This

'What does it say, Dad?'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

Solar Panel

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Christmas TV...

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Can't Touch This

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

God with Earth Controller

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Remote control wars.