Satirical Tv Lover T-Shirts

Interactive TV: 'I'm in here, watching the idiot box!' 'We interrupt this program to ask, 'What's that make you'!?

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Crap from the future.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

The Monroe Doctrine

Honest Voting Stickers

God with Earth Controller

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

David Niven caricature

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

Police Lineup Escape

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'