Satirical Tv Lover Prints

Doctors Out of Network

Interactive TV: 'I'm in here, watching the idiot box!' 'We interrupt this program to ask, 'What's that make you'!?

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Einsteiners.'

Crap from the future.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Minority Report

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

Honest Voting Stickers

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

David Niven caricature

The Monroe Doctrine

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

God with Earth Controller

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

Only in America

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."