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'It's a 24 hour telethon to raise awareness for conserving electricity.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Look! No hands!"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Cactus seats.

"Needs to get a life"

"Eat my dust!"

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

TV-Man

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '