Television Critique Lover Pillows

CCTV guide - "I'm sick of watching bloody repeats!"

Trial by Media

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Difference of Opinion

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

TV-Man

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'What does it say, Dad?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Can't Touch This

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Solar Panel

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

God with Earth Controller

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."