'Before I leave, I'd like everyone to know I wear a toupee.'
Television Announcer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a television announcer? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items tailored for those who bring breaking news and live events to life. Perfect for professionals who thrive on the spotlight and appreciate a good laugh, these gifts capture the humor and dedication behind the mic. Brighten their day with a unique present that celebrates their passion for broadcasting and the art of storytelling.
'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'
'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
"Let's get ready to bumble!"
Stephen Fry
Local News in Heaven
Next camera crew 5 mins
"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."
Reporter #6: television.
"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."
'And that's how to make pancakes.'
'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'
"This just in — I no longer have a job."
BREAKING FAKE NEWS
Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.
Presenter Auditions.
Sports Radio in Crisis
Jerry Springer of biblical times.
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."
John Stride
This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!
Pundits
'I'm a voice over artist.'
'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'
The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.
"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."
"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"
Jerry Springer
College Bowl Games - Sponsors
'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'
'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'
James May
"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"
Television Announcer Gifts Collection
Television Announcer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for television announcers. Find humorous and personalized designs to brighten their mornings.
Television Announcer Pillows
Relax with pillows designed for your favorite TV announcers. Add a humorous touch to their lounge or studio with our unique collection.
Television Announcer Prints
Decorate their space with prints that honor the broadcasting profession. Fun, witty, and inspiring pieces for television announcers.
Television Announcer T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts crafted for professional broadcast voices. Style and humor come together in our fun designs for television announcers.