Must you people always call during dinner? - Grim Reaper on the phone.
Telephone Sales Sufferer Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who finds telephone sales challenging? Our collection brings a touch of humor and support, helping them stay motivated and smile through tough calls. These products are ideal for creative individuals who appreciate witty, relatable designs that turn sales stress into smiles.
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
"You know, there are other emojis."
"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"
'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.
Modern Narcissism
'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'
"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."
'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'
"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."
Pizza Delivery Delays
"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."
"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"
"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."
"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."
Evolution
Gimme a latte, geek. In a sec. I'm watching the end of a tv show on my new cellphone. Look out, Jack! Didn't you just buy a 50-inch plasma?! Is that a man or a tree?
The Perils Of Texting While Conducting.
'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'
I told you not to text and spin, Simone.
"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."
He donated his body to social science.
"It's a robocall, should I take it?"
'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'
"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."
"Even though I'm a robot with robot with no emotions, all these telemarketing calls I'm getting is starting to get on my nerves."
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'
"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"
"Er, no. He's out at the moment."
'Oh, drat. My cell phone battery is dead.'
"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."
"...Your burrito is getting away."
A frog answers a phone
CAN'T FIND CHARGER
Telephone Sales Sufferer Gifts Collection
Telephone Sales Sufferer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that bring humor and encouragement to those facing the challenges of telephone sales.
Telephone Sales Sufferer Pillows
Discover pillows that add a dose of humor to any workspace, perfect for sales professionals who need a little comfort and laugh today.
Telephone Sales Sufferer Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that celebrate the resilience of telephone sales sufferers, turning stress into a smile through creative art.
Telephone Sales Sufferer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for the creative spirit who navigates the ups and downs of sales calls with wit and humor.