Telephone Games Gifts

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."

Garden Sudoku

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

"Hold music will return after we pause for a commerial"

Call centre musicians

I'm keeping my phone on...we'll need a wake up call after this guy speaks!

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

"Sudoku for Dummies"

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."

"Hello, ambulence service, please."

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

'The number you have reached has gone bankrupt....'

"Only half an hour - that was quick! Was it a wrong number?"

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'