Telegram Turnaround Humor Gifts

Looking for a fun way to celebrate the quirks of messaging? Our collection features witty and humorous items inspired by telegram turnaround humor. Ideal for tech enthusiasts, communication fans, or anyone who appreciates a clever joke about message delays and telegram adventures. Brighten someone's day with a playful gift that highlights the age-old art of waiting for a reply, with a comic twist.

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'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

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Dawing your Cellphone

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Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

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"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks." mockup

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

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'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.' mockup

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

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'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.' mockup

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

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Call centre musicians

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'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.' mockup

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

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"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."

"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."

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Our Universe: Matter (.0001%), Dark Matter (40%), Spam (60%)

Our Universe: Matter (.0001%), Dark Matter (40%), Spam (60%) mockup

Our Universe: Matter (.0001%), Dark Matter (40%), Spam (60%)

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'Please hold for an eternity...'

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You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi... mockup

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

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"I'll have my people call your people." mockup

"I'll have my people call your people."

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'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?' mockup

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

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"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."

"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold." mockup

"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."

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Samuel Morse

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"That's a rotary phone, from when people used their forefinger to call instead of their thumb."

"That's a rotary phone, from when people used their forefinger to call instead of their thumb." mockup

"That's a rotary phone, from when people used their forefinger to call instead of their thumb."

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'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.' mockup

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'

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'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.' mockup

'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'

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'Betty? I can't come over; I've got prickly heat rash again.'

'Betty? I can't come over; I've got prickly heat rash again.' mockup

'Betty? I can't come over; I've got prickly heat rash again.'

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I told you before, never call me on this number!

I told you before, never call me on this number! mockup

I told you before, never call me on this number!

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"Thank you for calling customer service. Before we start, am I mispronouncing your name correctly?"

"Thank you for calling customer service. Before we start, am I mispronouncing your name correctly?" mockup

"Thank you for calling customer service. Before we start, am I mispronouncing your name correctly?"

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Twitter (parody) ... of its former self mockup

Twitter (parody) ... of its former self

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'He's busy right now but if it's important I'll wake him.'

'He's busy right now but if it's important I'll wake him.' mockup

'He's busy right now but if it's important I'll wake him.'

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'This call may be ignored for sanity assurance.'

'This call may be ignored for sanity assurance.' mockup

'This call may be ignored for sanity assurance.'

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'Must be a personal call - she snarls at the customers!'

'Must be a personal call - she snarls at the customers!' mockup

'Must be a personal call - she snarls at the customers!'

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Ow, my finger is really sore. Stop. How about yours? Over.

Ow, my finger is really sore. Stop. How about yours? Over. mockup

Ow, my finger is really sore. Stop. How about yours? Over.

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"Press 8 to be put on hold for what seems like forever...press 9 to phone back tomorrow."

"Press 8 to be put on hold for what seems like forever...press 9 to phone back tomorrow." mockup

"Press 8 to be put on hold for what seems like forever...press 9 to phone back tomorrow."

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"Do you mean to say that we have both been on hold for half an hour?"

"Do you mean to say that we have both been on hold for half an hour?" mockup

"Do you mean to say that we have both been on hold for half an hour?"

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"His sex robot killed him and then I killed her."

"His sex robot killed him and then I killed her." mockup

"His sex robot killed him and then I killed her."

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Desert CCTV...

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"How do I get an outside line?"

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"Attention - today we're using British accents, and we're doing the bank scam."

"Attention - today we're using British accents, and we're doing the bank scam." mockup

"Attention - today we're using British accents, and we're doing the bank scam."

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Telegram Turnaround Humor Gifts Collection

Telegram Turnaround Humor Mugs

Explore our collection of witty telegram-themed mugs and add some humor to your daily coffee ritual—perfect for fans of message delays and comic communication moments.

Telegram Turnaround Humor Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that feature clever telegram turnaround jokes—adding a humorous and cozy touch to your living space.

Telegram Turnaround Humor Prints

Brighten your walls with prints celebrating telegram humor. Ideal for fans of communication quirks and witty artwork that sparks conversations.

Telegram Turnaround Humor T-Shirts

Discover humorous telegram-inspired t-shirts and showcase your playful side. Great for those who find comedy in message mishaps and communication quirks.