Telecoach Pillows

"I like the telecoaching. Only trouble is it gives me a stiff neck!"

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Reach for the Star.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Go! Means NOW!

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Time Is Money

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

The trauma of losing.

"Who called this meeting again?"

Back to school.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Bears

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."