Telecommuter Pillows

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'Doing my work from home over the internet? You bet I'm interested.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Working from home.

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"To Zoom or not to Zoom. That is the question."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

The disadvantages of working from home

'It's easy to tell who's been telecommuting.'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

"I take it you're video conferencing all day from home?"

'When I said I like face to face meetings, I meant on Skype.'

"Sorry I'm late. I tripped over a laundry basket on my way to my computer."

"Oh, I'm sorry. You're both holograms - I assumed you knew each other."

Working from Home.

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Hey Greg, you gonna be at work today?' - 'No, man. Workin' from home. You?'

Longing for office work

Teleworking was to be the death of the office party!

'The all work in their own homes now, but they still get together for carpool reunions.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'I'm sorry but Mr. Williams is out of the office, getting more biscotti.'

"Everyone off the internet, I have a meeting to attend."

"Well I'm off to the office."

Zoom

"Hello?"

The New Normal

"I tried working at home but couldn't sustain the misery and terror that keeps me going at the office."

"I'm just finishing something off...Can I call you back in...about two minutes?"