Telecommuter Pillows

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'Doing my work from home over the internet? You bet I'm interested.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Working from home.

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"To Zoom or not to Zoom. That is the question."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

"Hi, great to finally meet you in person."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'It's easy to tell who's been telecommuting.'

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

The disadvantages of working from home

"I take it you're video conferencing all day from home?"

"I'll be working remotely today."

'When I said I like face to face meetings, I meant on Skype.'

"Sorry I'm late. I tripped over a laundry basket on my way to my computer."

Working from Home.

"Oh, I'm sorry. You're both holograms - I assumed you knew each other."

Longing for office work

'Hey Greg, you gonna be at work today?' - 'No, man. Workin' from home. You?'

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Well I'm off to the office."

'I'm sorry but Mr. Williams is out of the office, getting more biscotti.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Teleworking was to be the death of the office party!

Zoom

"Everyone off the internet, I have a meeting to attend."

'The all work in their own homes now, but they still get together for carpool reunions.'

'I take it your world is upside down.'

'Must be another conference-call party.'