Afterlife Telecommuter Pillows

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

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