Afterlife Text Messenger Pillows

Epitaph: I Will Test You When I Get There

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

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"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"I still maintain an online presence."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

Gift Cards In Hell

'OMG!'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

"I was always afraid to read it before."

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

Grave with satellite dish.

Heaven - "You are here" sign.

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

'Luckily, when I got to hell, I had the presence of mind to ask for a second opinion.'

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'That's right, Peters... Cancel ALL of my appointments, buy a Ouija board, and learn how to use it. I'll be in touch.'

"We've made contact. Here's a tweet from your late husband."

"Before I commit. . . what's the wi-fi like?"

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

We don't have a 'reasonable doubt' rule up here!

"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"

"Oink. No, wait...Moo. I'm hearing, 'Moo.' Does that mean anything to you?"

"Somehow I thought the whole thing would be a lot classier!"

'Wait! What's this? A text message from the other side.'

'The right wing is a little uncomfortable. I was a Democrat.'

Pearly GatesPre-Approved.