Afterlife Telecommuter Prints

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"It's true: no more burpees."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."