Telecoach Gifts

"I like the telecoaching. Only trouble is it gives me a stiff neck!"

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Reach for the Star.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Go! Means NOW!

Time Is Money

The trauma of losing.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Bears

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks