Teetotaler Humor T-Shirts

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Lavatory Waterfall

Sober Tooth Tiger

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'New Barbeque.'

New York Scatological Society

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Toilet humour

'You've got lot toe!'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

WC problem.

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

Potatoes.

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"You talkin' to me?"

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Frog Flycatcher.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"So tell me about your last poop."

The Janopause

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."