Teetotaler Humor Mugs

Start their day with a chuckle thanks to our teetotaler-themed mugs. These witty cups celebrate sobriety with humor, making every coffee break a fun reminder of their alcohol-free lifestyle.

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Seniors Snooker Tournament.

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'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?' mockup

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

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"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!" mockup

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

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Lavatory Waterfall

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Sober Tooth Tiger

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'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!' mockup

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

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"Hey. We're out of toilet paper." mockup

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

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'New Barbeque.'

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New York Scatological Society

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"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..." mockup

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

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Toilet humour

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'You've got lot toe!'

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"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force." mockup

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

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'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...' mockup

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

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"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend." mockup

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

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WC problem.

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'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!' mockup

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

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Potatoes.

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'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!' mockup

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

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A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

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"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags." mockup

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

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"You talkin' to me?"

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'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?' mockup

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

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Frog Flycatcher.

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A sausage dog shrinking after toileting mockup

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

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"So tell me about your last poop." mockup

"So tell me about your last poop."

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The Janopause

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"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area." mockup

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

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"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo." mockup

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."

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Teetotaler Humor Mugs Collection

Teetotaler Humor Pillows

Discover our funny teetotaler pillow designs—great for sprucing up spaces with humor and pride in their sober lifestyle.

Teetotaler Humor Prints

Decorate with humor using our teetotaler art prints—fun, witty, and perfect for framing as a cheerful reminder of their alcohol-free journey.

Teetotaler Humor T-Shirts

Find your ideal teetotaler humor t-shirt and let their clothes do the talking with witty, alcohol-free statements that are perfect for casual outings.