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Teeth Zen Master Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the teeth Zen master who appreciates calmness with a humorous twist? Our collection blends serenity and wit, perfect for those who love to find zen even in dental humor. Whether it's a mug that lightens morning routines, a t-shirt that makes a statement, or a pillow that invites relaxation, these items are designed to bring a smile and a moment of peace. Explore our funny yet thoughtful selection to find the ideal gift that resonates with the creatively inclined dental enthusiast—or anyone who loves a good laugh about inner peace and dental harmony.
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'
'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'
Zenemies.
Yoga.
After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.
'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'
"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"
"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
Yoga with Baby
'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'
'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'
"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."
Guru.
'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
"Show off."
"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"
When Buddha came to nirvana.
"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."
"Hoarder."
"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."
'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'
'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'
"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."
'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'
The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.
'Please join me now in a group meditation.'
Zenboni
'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'
Relax.
Teeth Zen Master Gifts Collection
Teeth Zen Master Mugs
Explore our full collection of mugs featuring the teeth Zen master for daily inspiration and a splash of humor. Find the perfect cup to start or end the day with a smile.
Teeth Zen Master Pillows
Check out our pillows that bring humor and serenity into your space, designed for the teeth Zen lover. Perfect for creating a relaxing, amusing environment.
Teeth Zen Master Prints
Browse our printable art collection inspired by the teeth Zen master—ideal for adding a humorous and calming vibe to your decor.
Teeth Zen Master T-Shirts
Discover more witty and calming designs on our t-shirts, crafted for the teeth Zen enthusiast. Wear your zen with a humorous twist and make a statement about peaceful living.