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The Wheel of Life

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

Toothbrush Superhero.

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'This is going to be a level three.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

Adventures in Flossing

Vampire dentist.

Statue of Liberty Flossing

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

Will work for dental plan.

'Stop whining. The burning means it's working.'

Geppetto taught Pinocchio the value of dental hygiene --- Although flossing continued to be a challenge.