Teeth Anxiety Club Member Prints

The Wheel of Life

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

Toothbrush Superhero.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"I've got vodka-flavored fluoride, whiskey or peppermint schnapps."

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'This is going to be a level three.'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

'Stop whining. The burning means it's working.'

Statue of Liberty Flossing

Adventures in Flossing

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

Will work for dental plan.

Vampire dentist.

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

'Is this your first time?'