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"So dude, tell me...what happened? Did you ask Estella out? Did she say 'yes'? Are you guys hooked up?"

'She's so put together!'

A little bird told me...

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Tom Hanks

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Hollywood Breakup

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

JET (Part I)

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

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