Teen Troubles Analyst Gifts

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'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

Swings Doctor

'I was not prepared for this!'

"Video game? No, I'm using the raise in my allowance to buy back stock."

"Why are they always pushing quality on us?"

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

The statue of puberty.

'Can you believe that seven women, that's 83.5% of females in the 21-50 age band who are present, think I'm boring?'

"My boss is always telling me what to do."

"How real is your fake ID?"

"Uh-oh...I better get home. My dad's gonna want a good explanation for being late."

'It's not fair!'

"No Justin. I'm saving myself for college."

"This is my friend Estella."

"I think I'm maturing...today Tommy Jenkins punched me in the arm, and I liked it!"

"Baldo, do you know what happened to the rice pudding?"

"They can recognize eight different pings from their apps, but they can't hear me when i ask them eight times to set the table."

'Dear John, It may come as a surprise, but for quite some time now I've been unhappy with our relationship…'

Bottle bank with 'Clear' and 'Acne' sections.

Me at 15/Me at 29